Sep 30, 2008
Rooftop
Posted by Clifford under Housing
KERTHUMP!
It’s 2 a.m. and I bolt upright in bed.
Something loud had crashed onto the roof.
Jingle Jingle Jingle.
Mr. Nichols has found a way to penetrate the Coyote Pee security system. Leaping off the roof of the adjacent apartment building, he soars through the air and lands on my roof. From there, he walks the top of the fence to my tenants yard.
As it stands, enough Coyote Pee has been sprinkled around my yard to declare it a wild life preserve. But now my roof has to be coated in it as well? With those black shingles it certainly won’t last long. It is still in the mid-80’s during the day which translates to 240 degrees on the roof. And we all just love the smell of hot pee, don’t we?
He is really beginning to annoy me.
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