Game Show Time
Posted on May 7, 2008 - Filed Under Rant |
Regis: Let’s play “Who wants to be a millionaire?” For $250,000 here’s the next question.
Which of the following places is an acceptable location for a 5 foot cat scratching post, cat carrier, and a television set. Is it
| A. Trash Can | B. Garbage Bin |
| C. In front of Clifford’s door | D. Up your butt |
Clifford: C. In front of my door. Final Answer.
Regis: You’re right for $250,000!
It was 1:30 in the morning. Something plastic scrapped against my door. It can only mean one thing: someone is dropping trash off.
Whoever it was earned my wrath, interrupting a rather cool dream. I was an undercover cop, who got ratted out, dodging my killer, while Asian women tried to take my shoes off.
The exciting conclusion of that dream was forever lost. Wide awake, strolling through my kitchen, Terminator Eyes going strong.
The instant before my hand turned the door knob, a thought ran through my head. “Hey, I’m only wearing my Spiderman Underoos.”
Screw ‘em.
Clifford: This isn’t a dumpster you know.
Young Punk: Oh, I’m sorry. But the tv works.
Clifford: You’re still piling trash in front of my door.
Young Punk: Well, where can I put it?
With my parents visiting, the end of the day is marked by 3 hours of game shows. The last hour of every day is Family Feud. When asked a question, my game-show training comes into play.
Young Punk: Well, where can I put it?
Clifford: Trash can. Garbage bin. Up your butt.
Pinhead.
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So some kid is running around playing Santa Claus at 1:30 in the morning. Did he think that you needed a television to watch while lounging in a cat carrier with the occassional scratching of yourself on a scratching post?
(There’s an image that I’m going to have to burn out of my head…)
Maybe karma is trying to make up for the pranks it has been playing on you with free stuff…
All joking aside, maybe a motion sensitive light would help keep the “gift-givers-in-the-night” at bay. Better yet, they make a motion sensitive sprinkler that is intended to keep deer out of your yard at night. A good hose down should do the trick…
Matts last blog post..Things that go bump in the night
@Matt: I picked up an energy efficient bulb to illuminate the area out there.
In that same area, the weeds are out of control. I hesitate to have Grassman cut the weeds because people will then see there’s a lot of room there to throw their garbage.