Lowes Appliances Delivery Service.
Posted on September 6, 2007 - Filed Under Rant |
Have you ever wondered what the resume of a fork lift driver would look like?
Education:
Fork Lift Drivers License found in crackerjack box.
Passed basic driver’s Ed. on fourth try
Without a doubt, someone who drives a fork lift will read this. This may be good in that you may shed some light on this question which burns in the back of my head.
Driving Experience:
South Carolina Bumper Car champion - 1984
Demolition Derby Championship - 1990 (runner up)
Why is it that the three times I ordered appliances from Lowes, I always get a phone call the day of delivery telling me that at least one item was damaged by a fork lift?
This is three out of three times, by the by.
Awards:
DUI in Reeds Ferry, Alabama
First time, it was the refrigerator. Then, the wash machine. Now it’s the stackable washer and dryer.
And it is never, ever some minor little scratch where no one will see it. Oh no. That’s too easy. This is a full on, harpoon, Moby Dick impale of both blades at top speed. Judging by the size of the damage, I’m forced to wonder if the fork lift driver was trying to stab some man-eating Alien before his fellow co-workers arrived.
Hobbies and Activities:
Jack Daniels
Stoli’s Vodka
So I think I’ve had it. I’m going to try another appliance place. Hopefully the pool of qualified fork lift drivers is not so small that the former Lowes fork lift driver has started working at the other appliance stores.
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