Fowl Stench
Posted on June 21, 2007 - Filed Under Housing |
The stink.
That rank, malicious, over-powering, skin-rotting smell which proliferated the entire house . . .
The cause was not from pot, toxic chemicals, pesticides nor smelly gym socks. The body of Jimmy Hoffa was not hidden under the house nor were stinky gremlins inhabiting the crawl space.
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It was this: |
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Now you’re asking yourself "Self, how can one can of air freshener nearly kill our hero Clifford?"
I’m glad you asked.
It wasn’t one can. More like 15.
Jailbird, and his girlfriend Jailbait, were probably trying to mask the smell of the pot.
And the "fragrance" was Desert Jasmine. Personally I like the smell of jasmine. But the desert? Well, I didn’t know the desert had a smell.
Definitely don’t like the two of them mixed together.
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Try lighting some scented candles!