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Nov 22, 2005

Dreamscapes

Posted by Clifford under Personal

I have often believed that when someone is dreaming they are at a complete state of rest.  This is a good state to be in and one of the most rejuvenating for the body and mind.  And also, where can one be entertained for free?

Why dreams are there or what they say to us has often times been a mystery to me.  There are many books, websites where one can find the meaning behind images behind their dreams.  But not everyone is in agreement as to what the symbology means.  Of course maybe it means nothing.  As Sigmund Freud once said "Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar."

I’ve had some wild dreams since being in this house.  None of them bad.  This one I decided to share.

There are all these houses, sitting in a circle on top of this hill.  There is no grass, just brown dirt.  I am in one of these houses, which is bare.  The handyman is there with me.  Without any warning, the house starts to move.  I wonder if it is an earthquake.  He smiles and says  "No", almost as if he can hear my thoughts. 

The house starts spinning.  I look out the front door, which is wide open and I can see the area around us moving fast.  But not too fast.  I’m not dizzy. 

The house lifts off the ground.  The spinning of the house slows.  I am transfixed on the sky as I walk over to a window.  There are no clouds.  Just blue.  The earth is getting smaller below me.  Yet I am unafraid. 

I notice the sky is starting to turn black.  I say to myself "We’re getting closer to the stratosphere.  Soon we’ll be in outer space."

With a smile, the handyman says "It’s time to go."

"Go?  Where?" I ask.

He points to the door.

"I follow you." I say.

He jumps out the door.  I follow him. 

The wind hits my face.  I close my eyes, breathing in the fresh air.  I am calm, relaxed.  My hair flutters around my head and I can hear the hushed whispers of wind.  I position my arms and legs so I face down.  I am not spinning.  I am not flailing.  I am relaxed.

I look over at the handyman.  He is smiling, ear to ear.  He is not afraid.  Neither am I.  The water will save me.  I love the water.  I love being near the water.  I love being in the water.

I can now see the coastline.  It’s coming quickly.  The water is so blue, so clear.  I know I will hit the water, going faster than 120 miles an hour.  But I’m not afraid.  I will not die.

The handyman swings his legs under him.  I do the same.  We both hit the water.  I am immediately surrounded by bubbles.  The cool, cleansing feel rushes up around me.  My legs are pointed straight down, my arms out at my side with fingers spread.  I am still alive.  I feel no pain.  I am not afraid.

The water slows my descent.  I look around.  The bottom of the ocean is beautiful.  I can see so many different animals I have never seen before.  I wish I could stay here.  Maybe some day soon.  For now, I return to the surface.  I kick my legs and I move up.  The air hits my face.  I’m not gasping for breath.  It feels like I was never in the water.  I look around.  The handyman is swimming next to me.  He smiles.

"Did you break anything?" he asks.

I look at my hands.  I think I see tiny cracks but they are healing.  Within seconds, my hands are whole.  I look at him and say "No."

I am not afraid.

I want to do this again.  It was fun.

Nov 21, 2005

I got nothing

Posted by Clifford under Personal

H
ere it is, almost 6:30 p.m. and I can’t think of anything to write.

I didn’t accomplish anything major this weekend.  It felt good to take some time off.

I did find out that the pastor doesn’t want the second house.  My real estate agent said that he thought that the pastor was a bit of a princess.  I’m not sure but I think that’s gay jargon for "prissy".  Tomorrow, I start posting ads around the workplace.

This morning, I arrived at work to discover an email from the Human Resources Department from where I work.  In this email, it goes onto describe that some intelligent individual downloaded my name, social security number, address, date of birth, bank routing information . . . whatever else onto his laptop.  At some "non work" location, this intelligent individual had the laptop stolen.  They were warning me that my information was out for the public to see.

But it just wasn’t me.  Oh no.  A few 160,000 of my fellow employees are on this laptop.

I was pretty irate when I read that email.  Some people in my area were beat red with anger and others were completely panicking.

While this intelligent individual received "corrective action", I’m sure his boss got an award for reporting the incident right away.  This is the story with the "god old boy network" at my company.  First we have all these ethics problems and now we have intelligent people taking my personal information outside the company.

I cannot even begin to discuss the outrage that I feel for the company in which I am employed.  I can understand if someone hacked into the company’s mainframe and stole information.  But this intelligent person put all my information onto a computer and left the safety of our network.

Yes I have taken care of all my credit stuff already.  The credit agencies are already working on this issue.

But we can all rest easy tonight.  No sensitive company information was on the computer.  Thank God!!  It’s nice to know that while someone will be applying for credit cards under my name, a stupid graph showing how many intelligent people have access to my information won’t be out for the public to see.  Whew!  I’ll sleep better knowing that!

He would be fired.
His boss would be fired.
His boss’ boss would be fired.

Nov 20, 2005

Muwahahaha!

Posted by Clifford under Housing

It’s alive!

Gas_ready_1

It’s Alive!!

Shower_ready

Now I can shower like a real human being!

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight!
Get down tonight!

Dancing_snoopy *

*No dissing Mr. Shchultz

PEANUTS © 2005, United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

Nov 18, 2005

More Cowbell

Posted by Clifford under Personal

Thanks to the bunch of you, sending me emails concerned about my stress.

I woke up Tuesday morning, realizing that I wasn’t managing my life but my life was managing me.  And this is poor form for me.  I know better.  I was feeling overwhelmed because the things I have to accomplish are staring me in the face every single day I step foot into the houses.  I would see boxes everywhere, a room with paint skin hanging from the walls, a lake in my bathroom . . .

Tuesday, using that high-powered spreadsheet program, I created a list of everything that has yet to be done.  I organized it in order of priority and then separated them out into various days.  And I limited how many items I would do during that day.  In this case, it was five items.  If I got those five items done, I would stop for the day.  No more.  I would force myself to relax, read, rest, whatever.

And this has worked for me.  I’m getting stuff done and I’m not stressing out.

Speaking of getting stuff done, I have the Gas Man coming today to light the stove.  Now this I don’t get.  The neighbor gave me a hose, because the one that came with the stove was too big to fit the gas valve on the wall.  The gas man arrived and I told him about how I couldn’t get the hose to connect.  He said he would work on it.  This I thought was nice of him considering the only thing he’s suppose to do is light all the pilot lights.

After working for 30 minutes behind my stove, the sweaty mass of the gas man stood up and announced he couldn’t get the hose to connect.  He advised me to get an adapter for connecting the hose to the gas valve.  Disappointed, I thanked him for his time.  Since then I’ve been making periodic trips to Home Depot, my second home, to get a part that would allow me to connect the hose to the wall.  This has proven to be a fruitless search.  The Minimum Wage Workers at Home Depot are clueless when it comes to anything ‘gas’.

On my list, Wednesday was the night to get the stove connected.  Come hell or high water.  I went off to Home Depot, yet again, to buy another part that certainly would work this time.  And it didn’t.  As I stood in my kitchen, holding my head in my hands, something occurred to me.  I grabbed the end of the hose and then I looked over at the gas valve on the wall.  They looked to be about the same size.  Why not?  So I took the end of the hose and attached it to the valve.

Perfect fit.

I was stunned!  How did this happen?  I unscrewed the hose, checked it out, then screwed it back on.  It was perfect!  How could this be?

Not wanting to tempt fate, I grabbed the gas tape and wrapped it around the gas valve.  I screwed the hose back on and tightened it down with my wrench.

Thursday morning, I triumphantly called the Gas Company and requested that the GasFireball Man return to "Chateau de Clifford".  This will be the real test.  Is my hose connected correctly to the gas valve?  Did I put the gas tape on correctly?  Will Chateau de Clifford be reduced to a cinder block and ashes?

I’m anxious to get the stove fired up so I can start cooking again.  With any luck, I’ll run across my baking dishes soon so I can make something.  Like lasagna.

I am forced to wonder something.  It took me about two seconds to connect the hose to the gas valve on the wall.  What was that Gas Man doing behind my stove for 30 minutes?

Maybe ignorance is bliss.

More Cowbell.

Nov 17, 2005

Goodie!

Posted by Clifford under Wine and Food

I just love this time of the year.

Beaujolais

I would be negligent as a francophile if I didn’t make this announcement.

Every year about this time, the new Beaujolais Wines are released to the world.  It’s no secret that this wine is released on the third Thursday in November . . . coincidentally before the fourth Thursday in November.  Or better known as Thanksgiving!   This nice fruity wine goes excellent with Turkey . . . and we all know that wine is the universal lubricant for family functions.

To learn more about this delicious wine, read this article

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