Clifford needs
Posted on October 7, 2005 - Filed Under Personal |
I’m beginning to like the sound of "Clifford" more than "Cliff" . . .
I’m frazzled. This house thing has me weirded out. So I broke down and played one of those stupid internet games. You go to Google, type in your name and the word needs all in quotes. So I did "Clifford needs" and in the search results, I found this mess. My comments are in red.
Bon appetit!
Clifford needs so much food . . . Isn’t that the truth!
Clifford needs our help and we need hers . . . "Hers"? Am I having an identity crisis?
Clifford needs to learn obedience . . . Someone needs a spanking!
Clifford needs to walk in front of someone . . . because I have nothing better to do?
Clifford needs your help to find his way out of the caves . . . Not the wine caves!
Clifford needs to practice it . . . Hey, practice makes perfect!
Clifford needs your help decorating the float for the big parade! Yes! um What parade?
Clifford needs to say the Artist’s name, Zippety . . . ok, I’ll play. Zippety!
Clifford needs a rest, he sprints faster . . . yes because I sprint all the time . . .??
Clifford needs a new script. I do admit the old one wasn’t working.
Clifford needs to face up to reality. Who’s?
Clifford needs medication. Besides prozac, lipitor and geritol, what am I missing?
Clifford needs a Makeover. We could all use a little change.
Clifford needs to shut up every once in a while. Non!
Clifford needs help. Is there a theme here?
Clifford needs to hurt someone for this. I’m not a violent man but ok!
Clifford needs to be kicked a bit more. Ladies?
Clifford needs no introduction. Ta daaaaaaa!
Clifford needs to be loaded first. . . with pot or alcohol?
Clifford needs a home. Can I get an ‘amen’?!?
Clifford needs to take over the playboy penthouse. That’ll do!
Clifford needs to read more posts before stating such stupid stuff. I’m done.
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Hello there Clifford,
Just one comment, about your latest blog entry here. You said that you are beginning to like the sound of “Clifford” more than “Cliff”. My question here is, does anyone call you “Cliffy”? Just curious ’cause everyone seems to catch on to that with me.
Anyways, thats all…
PS. Just a little bit of funny info… I found your site by playing the same silly little game you just explained.
@Clifford Burton: Always room for one more “Clifford” at the Inn. Yes, I am liking the sound of Clifford more and more. When I was little, so many people called me Cliffy that I thought it was my name!